my pussy is inflamed

In a major huff. I typed up, designed and published a wonderful article on Buzzfeed in the hope of driving more people to the blog, only to find it was deleted fifteen minutes later because I’d left a watermark from my blog on one of the pictures. BAH. I’ll redo it on the weekend but sadly, it means I don’t have time to cook a recipe tonight – so we just had tomato salad.

I have, however, finally managed to get the search button working on the blog again – so if you’re trying to find a recipe, you can just chuck a keyword into the search box and it’ll come up trumps. Best part is, given I’m probably mentioned every possible swearword at some point on here, you’ll even find recipes if you search for the Big-C-Word…

Finally, because I want to go to bed, I thought I’d share with you a picture of my poor, inflamed pussy. Bowser has been chasing bees around all morning and came in the house with a pet-lip where he’s been stung. He’s fine, eating well, but aaaw now then. I can’t take his cries for food seriously given he’s grinning at me like a court jester.

bowser

Recipe tomorrow! Paul’s writing it, the poor bugger! Be nice to him.

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8 thoughts on “my pussy is inflamed

  1. Is Bowser trying to compete with one of those slebs sporting a pout that would put a trout farm to shame? Next you’ll be showing us a picture of his tail and pencil sharpener as he tries to ‘break t’internet.’ Keep up the good work, lads. Bitching, profanity and scran – top mix.

    • Nah he’s going the other way – he’s lost a tooth through fighting so he’ll be one of the chic-gypsy types with inflamed gums and a black eye. No wonder what market he’s going for but he ain’t half strutting up that path. Need to up my mincing game.

    • Thank you! And the little ragamuffin’s back to his usual self – trying to attack my ankles and digging his claws into my ballsack. The little bugger.

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