our musclefood deals

Since our blog began, we’ve managed to negotiate four excellent deals with Musclefood for meat boxes truly suitable for a Slimming World diet! We’re not just shills for the company, we truly do use their meat and can vouch for the quality and standard of their products. The chicken breasts are huge, the mince isn’t full of water and everything tastes good. To help you out, I’ve set out all four deals in a handy infographic style – just click which one you want!

Obligatory note: we are not Slimming World consultants – all of the syns we have checked via their online syns calculator and well, everything in the packs is low in fat or fat free, but please, if you’re concerned, do double check the syns. But well, we’ve been doing this nearly four years now, we know what we’re doing! Also, we do get a tiny commission for each meat pack you buy – just enough to keep us in gin, hard sex and gadgets. ENJOY!


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How does Musclefood work then?

To me, Musclefood are like Amazon, but instead of getting books, sex-toys and televisions bigger than the side of an articulated lorry (is that just my shopping habits?), you get meat (and other things such as fruit and veg) delivered promptly and well-packaged. If you go to their website, pick what you need, and pick a suitable delivery date. If you spend over £75 you’ll find that delivery is free (or it’s included in a couple of our deals) if not, it’s nearly always £4.95. You can pick the day you want and they’ll package up your order into a great big insulated box and send it out via their courier. Don’t panic if you’re not going to be in, the box is insulated, packed with frozen gel packs and will happily stay frozen all day long, so even if you’re not in, you can have it delivered somewhere safe and it’ll be fine. Unless you work in a sauna, and if that’s the case, you’ll be used to a hot meat delivery. There’s more indepth detail here on their website but look, I’ve been chucked a handy graphic together below for your viewing pleasure.

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What can I do with the contents of our meat boxes? Well! That part of it is easy.

chicken:

chicken stuffed with tomato and spinach

http://twochubbycubs.com/2015/06/22/chicken-stuffed-with-spinach-sundried-tomato-and-cheese/

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http://twochubbycubs.com/2015/05/26/if-i-didnt-tell-her-i-could-leave-today-german-potato-salad-and-paprika-chicken/

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http://twochubbycubs.com/2015/04/08/twochubbycubs-go-to-ireland-part-2-and-kfc-style-chicken/

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http://twochubbycubs.com/2015/04/09/slimming-world-classics-diet-coke-chicken/

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http://twochubbycubs.com/2015/04/12/quickpost-slimming-world-classics-salt-and-pepper-chicken/

chicken chow mein slimming world

http://twochubbycubs.com/2015/02/08/paul-vs-james-vs-chicken-chow-mein/

chicken orzo moonblush tomatoes risotto

http://twochubbycubs.com/2015/04/13/weigh-in-week-ten-the-results-are-in-plus-chicken-orzo-and-moonblush-tomato-risnotto/

beef mince

reuben burger

http://twochubbycubs.com/2015/07/14/the-reuben-burger-and-perfect-chips/

tater tots slimming world friendly

http://twochubbycubs.com/2015/07/05/dippy-tater-tots/ (probably the best recipe yet)

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http://twochubbycubs.com/2015/05/10/7777-week-day-five-of-giant-dogs-and-spicy-eggs/

baked spaghetti

http://twochubbycubs.com/2015/05/28/i-could-be-brown-i-could-be-blue-baked-spaghetti/

baked spaghetti pie

http://twochubbycubs.com/2015/07/19/spaghetti-bolognese-pie/

beef strips

mongolian beef

http://twochubbycubs.com/2015/09/06/mongolian-beef/

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http://twochubbycubs.com/2015/03/11/twochubbycubs-go-to-germany-part-four-and-takeaway-style-beef-and-broccoli/

beef in honey and black pepper sauce

http://twochubbycubs.com/2015/07/23/beef-in-a-honey-and-black-pepper-sauce/

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http://twochubbycubs.com/2014/11/15/beef-and-butterbean-stew-with-pastry-stars-thankfully-not-sung-by-russell-crowe/

steaks

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http://twochubbycubs.com/2015/07/14/the-reuben-burger-and-perfect-chips/ (the perfect chips to go with a steak)

I recommend just cooking the steaks plain, serving with chips and peas. Classy!

bacon

hotdogs

http://twochubbycubs.com/2015/07/04/bacon-wrapped-hot-dogs/

sliced pork tenderloin wrapped in bacon

http://twochubbycubs.com/2015/06/28/bacon-wrapped-tenderloin/

spicy sw pasta

http://twochubbycubs.com/2015/06/20/spicy-tuna-and-bacon-pasta/

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http://twochubbycubs.com/2015/03/03/classes-but-fuck-that-its-bacon-cheeseburger-pizza/

rainbow salad

http://twochubbycubs.com/2015/06/14/bulgur-wheat-with-bacon-and-feta/

turkey meatballs with bacon

http://twochubbycubs.com/2015/06/23/turkey-meatballs/

sausages

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http://twochubbycubs.com/2015/03/08/hoy-it-all-in-sausage-and-tomato-bake-syn-free/

pimped macaroni cheese

http://twochubbycubs.com/2015/07/08/pimped-macaroni-cheese/

spicy slimming world sausage rigatoni

http://twochubbycubs.com/2015/06/18/spicy-sausage-rigatoni/

Done! Now come on, you’ve got absolutely no excuse not to find something to eat with the contents of your Musclefood package! Just click here to be taken to Musclefood’s site and enjoy!

J