cheese, ham and potato bake - done in the slow cooker
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Yield 6 servings
Listen, potato bakes always look like a load of hot arse, and no amount of skilled photography is going to hide the fact you're eating a plate of saucy potato. But: YOU'RE EATING A PLATE OF SAUCY POTATO. I mean haway, what more do you need? Someone to nip over and chew your food? I will, you know.
Ingredients
- one tin of cream of mushroom condensed soup (13.5 syns)
- use Campbells, and use the condensed version, it's so much tastier
- not a fan of mushroom? then fuck off
- if you must save your syns, use the low fat version for 7.5 syns, but honestly, spend the syns
- eight large potatoes - we use King Edwards or something from Sainsbury's
- as much cooked ham as you like - we just buy one of those little precooked hams and cut it into cubes
- 240g of lighter extra mature cheddar (6 HEAs - but this serves six, so calm yer boobs)
- two onions, white or red
- 150ml skimmed milk (1.5 syns)
15 syns between 6 servings. 2 and a half syns. And best of all? No bloody Quark sitting on your delicious dinner like the Devil's Own Smegma.
Instructions
- thinly slice your potatoes
- chop up your onion
- cube up your ham
- dance through all your fears (war is over for a bit)
- grate your cheese
- mix the soup, cheese and milk together in one bowl
- mix the onion, potato and ham in the other
- then slop everything into the slow cooker and turn it on high for about 4 hours with lashings of black pepper and smugness
- it'll be ready to serve after four hours but because we're catty bitches, we slopped it into a Pyrex dish and finished it off under the grill with a bit more cheese
Notes
Get ready to buy buy buy!
- looking for a slow cooker - you don't need anything fancy, hell, that little lightbulb oven Marge Simpson had when she was a wee-un would do, but how about this from Amazon? Cheap!
- I worry about your fingers chopping those potatoes - get yourself a mandolin slicer but use the bloody guard or christ, you'll be like Freddy Kreuger by the end of dinner. We have a cheap one from Amazon and it works like a bloody trooper
- did you know we have three books out? Not saying it'll give you a hand with the dinner but it'll make your boobs jiggle when you titter
Courses slow cooker
Cuisine hearty-fart
Recipe by twochubbycubs at https://twochubbycubs.com/2018/10/31/cheese-ham-and-onion-bake/