See, told you we’d be going daily with the recipes! Tonight’s recipe is a red lentil dahl might not look incredibly appetitising but it’s the easiest thing in the world to make and full of low-fat, tasty goodness. Plus, without wanting to be crass (oh why not, I always am), it’ll really help things move along. So, if you’re having trouble down below, which is a very common side effect with the SW diet, this recipe will have you releasing an otter in no time at all.
to make red lentil dahl, you’ll need:
- you’ll need a slow cooker for this recipe
- 500g of dried red lentils
- 4 garlic cloves, minced
- a lump of fresh ginger about the size of half a thumb, minced
- 300g frozen spinach
- 1tsp ground cumin
- 1tsp ground coriander
- 1tbsp curry powder – choose from mild, hot, very hot or OH CHRIST MY RING
- 1tsp of mustard seeds (optional)
- Pinch of salt and pepper
- 1000ml of chicken stock (or vegetable stock if you’re vegetarian – and don’t be tight and use the cheapest stock you can find, it’s a main ingredient here so splash out a little)
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to make red lentil dahl, you should:
- once you’ve weighed out your lentils, give them a rinse in the sink to get the dust off them (that’s what I say to Paul when he’s ‘getting lucky’ in the morning…)
- chuck absolutely everything into the slow cooker, set it to low and cook for 6-7 hours
- keep an eye on it to make sure it doesn’t get too thick (something else I say to Paul when he’s ‘getting lucky’ in the morning…)
- serve with curried vegetables, rice or whatever you like!
- This does well as a side dish but we take it in for lunch sometimes on its own – like an extra-thick soup. Tasty!
Loving the site too – big fun! Also not a Frylight or Muller fan 🙁 Have you come across the Tesco Olive Oil Spray? It’s 100% olive oil, but am not sure how many syns you’re in for. I believe Philip Berio is 1 syn for14 sprays, but the Tesco one seems like more oil.
Tesco olive oil spray is half a syn for 5 pumps – so worth it (I absolutely hate Frylight too)!
For godsake boys you need a momma! I would have scratched my excrement into that bitches door with ease!for godsake boys grow some claws!