Yes! Remember my deliciously sassy letter to the Muller Customer Services line? You should do, it wasn’t bad. Click here for a refresher but essentially I fired off a letter proclaiming them to be amazing and suggesting some new flavours. I made the letter interesting, put a bit of humour into it and tried to bring a smile to whoever opened it up. I expected a nice personal reply and well…

I’m not going to fib – Mrs Pounds, I’m sure you’re a lovely lady, but that response was a bit dry. They did stick £2 into the letter which was nice but as Paul seems deadset on spending my entire monthly wage on After-Eight flavour yoghurts, it won’t go far!

I’ll be doing another letter next week.

As an update – I’ve been working 16 / 17 hour days at the moment with work and it’s proving to be a bit of a knacker – certainly, I haven’t seen Paul and there’s only so many times you can look at a Subway salad served with all the grace and elan of a shitting dog and be enthused. So tonight I ordered Wagamamas to eat at my desk and felt like a king. Not going to lie, it’s probably about a billion syns (though I swapped the oil for low-sodium soy sauce and it was grilled chicken on the noodles, so maybe not too bad). I hope I get back on with the recipes tomorrow.

As an aside, how lovely was this – I asked Him Indoors to make me a nice tea for when I got in last night at close to midnight – he had made gnocchi Slimming World style and left it warming. He might fart like a dying buffalo but he’s good at heart.

J