Our cat has betrayed me – normally he sleeps between the two of us if it’s a cold night but he’d gotten up early doors and gone out chasing mice. How the hell he manages to spend a night between the two of us I have no idea – we’re very much a ‘spooning’ couple, constantly intertwining our legs and arms and murmuring nonsense at each other. I actually woke up once with Paul having rolled on top of me, not in a ‘but it’s my birthday’ way but rather out of comfort, like I was an especially squashy lilo. Nevertheless, around 1am Bowser will be padding around our pillow and then crawls between us like a tiny potholer. How he survives I have no idea – the squashing I mentioned above must be bad enough, but the flatulence produced between the two of us vents out right where he sleeps. It must be like trying to sleep with your head stuck in one of those Dyson Airdryers you get in toilets, only one that blows out air that smells of turned corned-beef and death. I swear after a night of our easy chicken curry he’ll disappear under the duvet as a black and white tom and comes back a tortoiseshell who suffers night terrors.
Tonight’s recipe has the unfortunate problem of looking exactly like another recipe we did earlier in the week, but what can I say, we’ve missed carbs and we had some steak to use up. Isn’t that a first world problem right there?
to make cajun steak and cheese pasta you will need:
500g penne pasta, 120g steak (sliced into bite size pieces) 1 onion (chopped), 1 green pepper (chopped), 1 clove of garlic, 300ml skimmed milk, 250g quark, 2 tsp Cajun seasoning, 120g extra mature cheddar (grated), 20g parmesan (grated), 50g chorizo (sliced), breadcrumbs (from half a wholemeal roll)
if you use the wholemeal roll and the cheese as your healthy extras (remember, this serves 4) this will be 3 syns per serving, 1.5 from the chorizo, and 1.5 from the milk.
to make cajun steak and cheese pasta you should:
- cook the pasta until al dente (like Al Murray, but less of a cock), drain and set aside
- in a large frying pan or saucepan soften the onion and green pepper in a little oil over a medium heat for about ten minutes
- add the Cajun seasoning and stir well
- slowly pour in the milk and stir continuously
- add the quark in small amounts and mix until smooth and creamy
- in a separate frying pan quickly cook the steak and chorizo over a high heat for one minute
- add the steak and chorizo into the cheese mixture
- add the cheddar and parmesan to the mixture, remove from the heat and stir continuously until all the cheese has melted
- add the pasta to the mixture and mix well
- pour the mixture into a large casserole dish, top with the breadcrumbs and bake in the oven for ten minutes just to make it sticky.
Now this is proper stick-to-your-ribs cooking and we loved it, but for goodness sake, it serves four. Keep some for your lunch the next day. This with the rice bake from the other day is more than making up our carb deficit and it tasted delicious!
Oh, if you need a casserole dish, get a bloody Le Creuset one. We’ve had ours over two years now and yes, it is very expensive, but we use it daily – as a frying pan, to cook in, to roast in, and it’s never stuck or failed us. They’re £160 on Amazon at the moment. Click here and treat yourself! Do you need something so pricey? No. But you kinda want one…
Your neighbour sounds like complete bellend! Some people are sad and really deserve our pity… On the other hand some people are just twats
He definitely falls into the latter…!
Had to laugh watching the preview to The Chelsea Flower Show and to see that one of the show gardens has … wait for it …dandelions! You’re ahead of the game guys and your neighbour is just ‘old news’. Watch out he might come with his trowel in the night to nick a few…get that cat on guard duty. C xxx
Wahey! We can tell Captain Droop that we’re ahead of the game! Well spotted Carol!
I laughed so much at this post that my eyes are now bleeding. I’m also 99% sure I’ve given myself a hernia. Best SW blog ever!
I’ve just laughed so much at this post that my eyes are now bleeding. I’m also 99% sure that I’ve given myself a hernia. Best SW blog ever!
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Haha glad I made you laugh – thank you! x
This recipe turned out SO BAD for me 🙁 really want to try this again without everything curdling. How do I mix the milk, quark and then cheese without it separating and turning into a giant inedible mess? Tried those steps 4 times before I gave up! I have such high hopes for this recipe, it looks delicious!!
I think your pan must be too high! It might help to just take it off the heat altogether, or maybe just mix it together and add it right at the end 🙂