A lovely summery breakfast of tomato and ricotta breakfast toast awaits you. But, before we get started, I thought you’d all appreciate this picture of our cat.
We bought him a Dreamies mouse the other day and since then, all we’ve heard is the click-clack of the blasted thing in the kitchen where the cat is bouncing it off the walls. We took it away this morning because the sound was proving distracting whilst I was, how to put this delicately… checking Paul’s oil. The cat has taken great umbrage and taken to dying at random opportunities all round the house – he came into the bathroom and collapsed (much like I do after Paul has been there), he died again on the television stand and then he chose to die once more in front of our lovely see-through toaster. You know, I don’t know where he gets this dramatic side from. Don’t worry though – he immediately springs back to life if he hears Paul straining to take the lid off the dry cat food box.
If you’re wondering where we got the gorgeous see-through toaster from, it’s right here. I know, I know.
Hasn’t it been a lovely bank holiday? We had my family over for a BBQ yesterday. I didn’t think my mother would catch but once we’d applied enough petrol, she was away (must have caught up with all the Jim Beam in her blood) Boom. No, despite both Paul and I absolutely hating having anyone in our house aside from ourselves – and even then that’s sometimes more a chore than you’d expect – we gamely invited everyone over for food and drinks. With everyone arriving at 4, we realised at 2.30 that we had a) no meat b) no normal alcohol and c) no charcoal. No chance, you might think, but Paul leapt into his Smart car, broke both axles, gingerly got into my car and sped off to ASDA. £90 later, he returned. I mean for goodness sake, we have a freezer full of meat, a bookcase full of liquor and all manner of nonsense we could have burnt, but with nothing defrosted and no alcohol that you don’t ordinarily stick a sprinkler and paper umbrella in, we had no choice.
It was lovely, though. My nephew in particular was in good form, not least because he’s stopped bursting into racking sobs whenever he sees my face. We went through almost two years of bawling, screaming, red-faced anger before he finally mellowed. Now he’s always laughing and chortling and although I still can’t get past my phobia of being near children because they’re a) so fragile and b) so loud, it was pleasant enough to see him (and all). In the one minute that I allowed him to sit next to me on the outside table he immediately tumbled backwards onto the brick patio and was saved from his brain being turned to scrambled egg only by the quick reactions of my sister’s charming friend. Oops! Anyway, such a roaring success was it (no-one had the merry shites from undercooked meat, no family arguments erupted and no emergency services were called) that we’ve all agreed we must meet up and be eat together more often, which means I’ll see them again in 2017 and that’s that. Similarly, we’ve decided to go down to see Paul’s parents next week, which I’m incredibly enthusiastic about.
We had a quieter day today, doing very little other than picking tomatoes, tidying up and breaking up the day with a visit to Boundary Mills. For those lucky enough not to know, Boundary Mills is a giant shop up near the coast that is advertised regularly on the TV up here with some loud nonsense and lots of smiling people milling about. I’ve managed to avoid it for thirty years but see, a friend from work recommended it so highly that I thought, why not.
Well, here’s why not. It was what you’d get if you combined the waiting room at Dignitas with a village jumble sale. I’ve never seen so much tat and nonsense under one roof. What stressed me out more than anything was the total lack of a coherent theme – a Yankee Candle section sits next to a cookery book stand which sits next to towels which sits next to reduced skirts with a display of shortbread balanced on the top. Why? Who has ever clutched their heart in anguish and bemoaned the fact they can’t buy their scented candles, valance sheets and tin openers under one roof? Paul took a cursory glance at the Yankee Candle section and informed me that they didn’t have anything he didn’t already have in a drawer at home. We pushed on at the speed of a melting ice-cap thanks to the bundles of tiny old ladies milling about sucking their teeth and complaining, then made hastily for the exit. I’ve never been so relieved to see Paul’s matchbox excuse of a car.
I understand from their website that they actually organise bus tours for the old folk to come and have a day out – I don’t know how they dare, to be honest – they’re already close to the grave and the tedium would surely push them over. Well, honestly. It would be quicker and kinder to seal the doors, put a brick on the accelerator and let the bus drive into the sea.
Aside from that, it’s been a perfectly pleasant weekend, and to celebrate, let’s get to the tomato and ricotta toast.
Ah one thing before the recipe: we get asked a lot to do video recipes. We’ve thought about it, but honestly, it would take up too much of our time and plus you wouldn’t be able to concentrate on our recipes for all the shrieking and screaming and cock jokes. Plus, well, they’re all a bit samey. Actually, if we were tired, it would be more like this:
I think Paul’s actually got that tie, though god knows how I haven’t managed to set it on fire yet.
Right, the recipe, which really doesn’t need a recipe at all.
to make tomato and ricotta breakfast toast, you’ll need:
- as many tomatoes as you dare – try different colours, different sizes and if you can, homegrown
- two slices of bread from your healthy extra B
- ricotta (90g is a HEA, and you’ll use nowhere near that)
- black pepper, pinch of salt
to make tomato and ricotta breakfast toast, you should:
- toast your bread
- slice and lightly salt your tomatoes
- spread ricotta on the bread
- top with salted tomatoes and black pepper
Easy! If you love tomatoes, do yourself a favour and keep them out of the fridge. Put them on a window sill to sit in the sun – it’ll improve the flavour tenfold. Luckily, we’ve got more tomatoes than we know what to do with (and expect a few tomato recipes coming up) because we planted ten plants of the fuckers at the start of the year and they’ve all come good. BUGGER.
Right, if you want more vegetarian or breakfast ideas, click the buttons below.
Hope you all had a lovely holiday!
I have a quite a few home grown toms all waiting to be eaten. This breakfast treat will definitely be on the books this week. Thanks!
No worries! We have another lovely tomato recipe lined up this week too 🙂
Please tell me where you get the see through toaster from!!!!
We got ours from Amazon! It was a bit pricey though, we bought it as a treat when we got the new kitchen fitted! http://amzn.to/2cF0ffj
Am new to your post – how funny though -we bought a dreamies mouse too – she is so thick – Sat there looking at it until we hand fed her dreamies
Sounds like our other cat! She got the hang of it eventually, don’t give in to her! 😀
Hi James and Paul! I never usually comment on blogs (I’m far more of a lurker than a poster) but I just wanted to say how much I love your blog! Your posts are hilarious and your food always looks lovely (far better than mine ever looks, haha!) I’m starting back on Slimming World on 2nd September, and I’ve already been through and added some of your meals to my first 6 week meal plan.
Keep up the excellent work 🙂
Ah ta very much! and welcome, glad to have you on board! Keep us posted with how you’re getting on! 😀
Aye, you’re on form the day, pet! I was sitting listening to my cousin, who’s just had a baby and is a huge advocate of Slimming World. She was telling a friend what free food is and how best to lose weight. How I laughed as she opened a packet of Doritos, vegetable crisps, cheese twists (Marks and Spencer, mind, none of yer shite) AND A FUCKING TIN OF HEROS, whilst claiming she wasn’t even hungry! I’ve referred her and her mate here for the ‘non-boring’ versions of recipes. (If you’re reading this, pet, you know I love you like you were me own)
Haha! Ah whey, I’m sure they’ll get there! Mind, what I’d do for a M&S cheese twist right now… doesn’t bear thinking about…
Just found you guys and lovin you already! X
You have excellent taste in blogs! 😀
Have you considered moon blush tomatoes (semi dried in the oven) keeps in the fridge for a week and can be preserved in (gasp)oil. Love you blog.
Not only have we considered them, we’ve done a recipe with them too! We love them! https://twochubbycubs.com/2015/04/13/chicken-orzo-and-tomato-risnotto/ thank you!
£135 for a toaster? Wow! It had better make the tea and mop the kitchen floor for that kind of price! Since starting SW our toaster has been consigned to the cupboard, as we’re hardly eating any bread any more. I get my fibre from Scanbran (not everyone’s poison I know) and the misses noshes down on those hifi bars.
But it is so pretty ?
Hello! I love your blog, it’s great to hear that there are some people out there enjoying having fun with SW, some get very serious about it all. Just wondering what bread do you use for your healthy extra?
I’m not sure of the exact brand but I think it was just a half-size loaf of wholemeal bread from Tesco 🙂
Wonderful blog as always! It’s always good to have a super simple, but equally delicious, recipe like this one. As I only have access to less than flavourful shop-bought tomatoes, what do you think about roasting them with salt, thyme and balsamic , to enhance the flavour, then putting on the ricotta toast?