The tomato panzanella with haricot beans will be with you shortly, don’t worry.
Apologies for the lack of posts this week, but see real life got in the way and I didn’t have much time to sit at my desk typing away – normal service should resume next week.
We’ve hired a car for the weekend. Now, hiring a car when you’re young free and single may bring to mind a fancy sports car or a top-end muscle car, but no, not for the Cautious Cubs, oh no no. Because we’re a) tight and b) stingy, we just went for the cheapest option which has landed us with a Ford Fiesta. Nowt wrong with a Fiesta but it doesn’t exactly get the blood pumping, does it? It doesn’t help that it comes in ‘Aged Pubic Grey’.
The guy serving was clearly on the same bus as us so there was lots of knowing looks at us ‘going away for the weekend’. Luckily, he wasn’t one of those prickly gay men who get uppity and peacocky around other gay men, so all was well. He had the good grace to look ashamed when he handed over the key to our temporary Ford Tedium, though he brightened up when he asked how we got to the rental place and I pointed at Paul’s smart-car and explained that we’d come over in a rollerskate.
I hate driving unfamiliar cars – I like the comfort of knowing what every knob does (in my car he usually sits in the passenger seat telling me how to drive) and how to turn on the air-conditioner. Some silly fool has set all the radio channels up the incorrect way, with Radio 2 being on the number four present and all the other channels being full of Now That’s What I Call Tinnitus. The indicators don’t make a pleasing clicky-clack like mine and to top it off, it’s an automatic. Nowt against automatics you understand, but it isn’t proper driving unless I’m wearing out the clutch and over-revving like I’m the lorry driver in Duel.
Oh a final thing I need to say – sorry, but boring legal bit here. We’re happy for you to share our photos in your groups and links to our blog everywhere you can, that’s grand, no problem at all. However, we’ve had an incident where some greasy-faced spunkguzzler decided to make our recipes into a book and sell them for profit. Let me make one thing clear: we will pursue the rights to our content to the very end. The photos are ours, the content is ours, and we do it for free for a reason – to help those who can’t afford to go to SW. Don’t be a cheeky twat – we will come after you!
Anyway, no time for chitter-chatter as we’ve got stuff to sort. We will be blogging again next week with lots of new recipes, and we’ve even got a theme week planned. I’ll leave you with this quick recipe for a panzanella to use up any tomatoes you have kicking about – perhaps you have some spare from the previous recipe! We found the recipe on another blog – right here – so full credit to them. Naturally, we’ve give it a bit of a Slimming World tweak. Makes enough for four light lunches.
to make tomato panzanella with haricot beans, you’ll need:
- as many tomatoes as you dare, warm from the sun not cold from your heart/fridge
- a red onion
- a few basil leaves
- two teaspoons of olive oil
- however much bread you want – so if you’re having four portions, use 4 x HEB allowance
- a tin of haricot beans (or butter beans), easy to find in the supermarket (they’ll be near the sweetcorn)
- one orange pepper
- one red pepper
- tablespoon of balsamic vinegar
- sea salt and black pepper
to make tomato panzanella with haricot beans, you should:
- cube up your bread allowance and put into a bowl with the oil and some salt and pepper
- swish it around, rough and tumble, so everything has a bit of oil
- put onto a tray and slide it elegantly into the oven – maybe for ten minutes or so until it’s just nice and toasty but not actually toasted
- if you can’t be arsed to fart about, just toast the slices and then cut them up after
- meanwhile, thinly slice your peppers and onions, drain your beans (that’s not a euphemism, you filthy tart) slice your red onion nice and fine and shred those basil leaves – you don’t need to be elegant here, just cut it up any old how
- quarter your tomatoes – lots of different sizes and colours
- chuck everything bar the bread into a bowl, add the vinegar, mix it all up and leave until you want your meal
- add the breadcrumbs at the last moment and give it a mix
Lots of speed foods and lots of flavour. Enjoy! Looking for more ideas? Take your pick…
Thank you Guys, for putting a smile on my face, after a very rough week (which btw is every week). I love your recipes, your humour and your eloquent way in which you write. Which is stunning, I wish I could write or even speak as well as you do.
Shame on the person who obviously has hijacked your pics and ideas, when you have done this ( out of the goodness of your heart, no play on words please) to, as you say help those guys out there who can’t afford the slimming world fees.
Thank you xxx
Our pleasure 🙂 thank you for reading!