fancy as f**k turkey and avocado toast

How else could I make turkey and avocado toast exciting? Give it a title that’ll make sure it’ll get stuck in your spam filter at work and possibly get you hauled in front of HR for inappropriate Internet usage.

In my first job that exact scenario happened. In my defence I had no idea that we weren’t allowed to use the Internet when it was quiet, and we certainly weren’t supposed to be on gay interest sites. Not porn, no, outintheuk.com – but even so, loading forum threads about fisting and how to change the taste of your man-milk probably wasn’t wise. Oops.

Anyway, no chit-chat tonight, please. This is a super quick breakfast and therefore, it’ll be a super-quick recipe.

turkey and avocado toast

turkey and avocado toast

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fancy as f**k turkey and avocado toast

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It's quick, it's easy, it's simple, it's trendy (probably). All I know is that the youth are all over them avocado things and we're so 'with it' we had to go along. HASHTAG YOLO FELLOWKIDS

Ingredients

  • 50g sourdough bread (6 syns)
  • half an avocado, mashed (7 syns)
  • squeeze of lime, pinch of salt
  • cooked turkey slices or fresh turkey

Instructions

  • really? come on now
  • I'll give you a clue: you don't put the avocado inside you other than via your gob
  • although, everyone likes a moo-moo oozing green

Notes

  • use any bread you like - even your HeB if you want. We used sourdough because it's our favourite!
  • yes, avocados are 14 syns each but do you really think they're less healthy than an unlimited amount of Mullerlights? Do you? Syn it if you want. We don't, but have for the recipe

Now come on, how easy was that? Just admit it, you want to have yourself a slice of this, climb on a penny farthing and open a moustache shop, don’t you? When we were last in London we saw a shop selling penny farthings and frankly, I’ve never wanted to throw a firebomb more. I mean come on. There’s being a tit and there’s being an awful tit. A megatit. A Jordan.

Want more breakfast recipes to spill down your blurter? Of course.

J

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  1. Absolutely love your posts guys! And your recipes really help! Managed to lose 11lb in my first week cooking your food! Thank you both so much! Plus love the humour, #BearHug!

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